Wife Destruction

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Wife kills husband with folding couch

Posted on 09th July, 2008

Wife: unknown Russian womanFolding couch Husband: unknown Russian woman’s husband Items Destroyed: Husband’s life and folding couch Cost to Husband: everything Story: Unknown Russian woman had one too many nights with her drunk husband. Unknown husband was chillin on the fold couch, which apparently folds up into the wall to save space, and angry wife kicks the handle to start the couch fold up operation. Drunken husband can’t escape and gets ...

Girlfriend jumps out of car on highway during argument

Posted on 27th June, 2008

Girlfriend: Marquita Cherrel Armstrong Boyfriend: Jeffery Dawayne Watson Items Destroyed: her body Cost to Boyfriend: Jeffery’s peaceful drive Story: This one is pretty straight forward. The 2 love birds got into an argument that went something like this: Marquita: Why don’t you be takin out da trash befo it star smellin like fish up in our crib? Jeffery: Woman I told you I want some meet up in hur. I ain’t about to touch yo nasty fish! Marquita: I’m seriously gonna jump out dis ride if you don’t change yo ways Jeffery, I’m straight tired. Say you gonna change. Jeffery: <silence> Marquita: You think I be playin? Jeffery: <speeds up to 85mph> Marquita: I’m out dis mofo….*bounce* *bounce* *roll* *skid* *crash* Jeffery: she crazy as ...

Mother loses hearing after daughter’s kiss

Posted on 18th June, 2008

Mother: Gail Schwartzman Husband: unknown Items Destroyed: mother’s hearing, daughter’s confidence Estimated Cost to Husband: deaf wife and a daughter filled with lifelong guilt over it Story: Talk about a one two punch, female on female destruction right here. When Gail’s daughter was 4 yrs old she went to kiss her mother on the ear after her Mom had returned from work. Apparently it wasn’t the volume of the kiss that did the damage but the suction. The little girl sucked so hard it displaced the eardrum and paralyzed 3 bones (see diagram). What the heck kind of kiss is this little girl going for? The mother is taking it like a ...

Lady faceplants on a Segway

Posted on 10th June, 2008

Wife: Unkown Items Destroyed: Face, Segway Estimated Cost to Husband: $0-$5000 (cost of new Segway) Story: Woman foolishly forgets that technology and females are constantly at war with each other. She gets a bit too comfortable and pays the price, the video tells the tale.
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Mother lets 1yr old baby drive the family car

Posted on 06th June, 2008

Wife: Marya Green Husband: Mr. Green Items Destroyed: Sobriety, stable family, criminal record Estimated Cost to Husband: Single fatherhood, bitter children, dysfunctional home Story: Marya Green was pulled over at the Green Acres Mobile Park (surprised?) on June 3rd. The officer approached the window and found Mrs. Green’s 1 yd old son steering the car. Her two other children, ages 8 and 5, were in the back seat. Mrs. Green blew a 0.11 and was arrested and charges with DUI, driving under a OVI ...

Mayo sick of fridge life, jumps to death

Posted on 02nd June, 2008

Husband: Kyle Campos Items Destroyed: Mayonnaise, clean kitchen floor Estimated Cost to Husband: $0.75 worth of mayonnaise Story: The mayo knows how much I enjoy it on my sandwiches and know it has no hope of survival staying inside the fridge. The first crack of daylight it sees it jumps form the top shelf and splatters on the ground. Leaving puddles of itself on the walls, floor and electrical outlets. As wife is cleaning the floor I think I hear her say, “Wife Destruction is pissing me off” under her breath. Mayo explosion

Sandwich takes a spill in the toaster

Posted on 02nd June, 2008

Husband: Kyle Campos Items Destroyed: Tasty sandwich Estimated Cost to Husband: satisfied appetite Story: My lovely wife made an amazing sandwich for me for lunch. She placed it carefully in the toaster to give it that sort of Quiznos flavor without the puke taste(anything worse than a Quiznos sandwich? no). *Ding* timer goes off and when she tries to remove it the sandwich falls off the tray and into the toaster abyss. Picking up month old nuggets of various food items that have collected on the floor of the toaster. Removing the sandwich made things much worse as this process involved mostly rolling it around and pinning it against various toxic mechanical parts of the toaster not meant to ever come in contact with ingested food. One thing these pictures don’t show is the smoke ...

Wife bites off husband’s figertip

Posted on 31st May, 2008

Husband: David Johnson Items Destroyed: Index finger and penmanship Estimated Cost to Husband: $5,000 bond to release wife + medical bills Story: Adelghun Johnson attacked her husband David Johnson after David pushed his crazy wife away she grabbed his right hand and bit the tip of his finger off at the first joint. The nutty wife was arrested and released on a $5,000 bond. Man missing fingertips

Boat suffers wrath of woman scorn

Posted on 24th May, 2008

Husband: Unknown Items Destroyed: boat, clothes Estimated Cost to Husband: Unknown Story: Judging by the spray paint I think we have a pretty good idea what went down. Husband cheats, wife gets payback. Not a fair trade, but it is fair game for this site. Women gets revenge on cheating husband

Digital camera can’t escape purse of death

Posted on 20th May, 2008

Husband: Kyle C. Item Destroyed: Canon PowerShot SD450 (digital camera) Estimated Cost to Husband: $340.00 Story: My wife doesn’t seem to care all that much about laws of physics when it comes to electronics. She decided to tuck away the digital camera in her purse that is filled with hard glass objects (nail polish), sharp pointy items (pens) and rough hard objects (coins). She flings that purse around like an indian swings a bola. Right when she walks in the house, BAM, dropped on the tile floor. Enters the car, SWING, there it goes against the door, you get the ...

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